The official name for the
London party borough of Epping, so named because the nightlife there is so wild that
even the most reluctant of participants will inevitably lose their shit as the
night progresses
'
Jesus Christ almighty, what the fuck happened last night? Looks like the Epping carnage
poo struck again because I've not only got memory loss but I also appear to have shat the bed. I say
shat but it could be Nutella. (sniffs brown stain in question). Nope, it's definitely shit.'