A person who can only grasp a tiny flicker of brilliance because they refuse to allow truth to enter their mind, and believing they are enlightened, must turn to fanatacism for comfort and praise.
Guy 1: "I had an epiphany this morning about my friend."
Guy 2: "Really? what was that?"
Guy 1: "I realized that he is crazy because what he says irritates me."
A fap with a bizarre ending, most epiphanyfaps end with a deep realization or intense thought on anything that may be on your mind or sometimes just random thoughts.
"I fapped last night but it wasent just your average run of the mill fap, this one was an epiphanyfap"
"Really? what was it about?"
"It was really strange, I had just closed down my porn tab and instantly my mind went to the general election coming up and who I want to win"