Epilocity 

Usally referring to a great gamer known as Epilocity. Epilocity often teabagged his vicims after owning them, unfortunately he died, a crazy moose ate him and his family.

1. Victim 1: OMG!! ISN'T DA GUY S0 MUCH LIEK G0D?!?!
Victim 2: N0! r u be kidding? he's too much like epilocity, he just killed us all, spawned kills us all again and teabagged us AND had a cup of tea!
Victim 3: N0 MOAR BALLS PLEASE
Owner: THIS! IS! EPILOCITY!!!!!!

2. Dude, that guy just killed our whole team with one bullet, He's so freaking Epilocity.

3. SHIT LOOK OUT, EPILOCITYS COMING, QUIT THE GAME!

Epilocity by Omar Mohammah Bin Huseli Hinah April 12, 2009

epicity 

the state and degree of being experiential, participative, image-driven, and connected.

In the spectrum of epicity, those in the leftmost merely read blogs, watch video from other users, read online forums, and listen to podcasts; those in the middle rate and annotate videos, add tags to photos, and use RSS; while those in the rightmost do publish own webpages, and upload own music and video, and post stories and articles online.

epicity by Esoj Ludaf April 7, 2010

Epicacity 

The quality or state of being epic

Kirk: Why are you listening to Poison?
Me: Dude, this song has high amounts of epicacity.

Epicacity by dchamp May 11, 2009

Epicosity

A type of measurement used in association with Epicology, used to study the Value of one's Epic-ness

1. The epicosity of you shooting that guy in both eyeballs from 100ft is pretty damn high

2. A 'Sean Connery' is the maximum level of epicosity
a) Chuck Norris = about half a Sean Connery epicosity.

3. Prepare for Maximum epicosity!

Epicosity by Kyle Browning November 8, 2007

Episcocity 

The state of being epic;
Episcocity is measured in Beowulfs. (bWs);
The metric measurement is Narrative Poems. (nPs)
Somewhere around 10 bWs, a standard cotton-polyester blend tee-shirt becomes engulfed in flames.

-Hey! Look at Dustin, he's radiating episcocity!

-Holy Lord, Jordan is breaching 6 bWs! Look out!

Episcocity by Clustin Rivkins April 21, 2008

Epicity 

ep-i-si-tee

-noun

1. the quality or state of being epic.
2. a measurement of how epic a given thing or situation is.

“Dude, the epicity level of your nuclear powered cell phone/toothbrush is off the charts!”

Epicity by My-Chal October 24, 2010

Epicocity 

Something so completely amazing you cant put it into words(now you can).

Jack: That concert last night was... was....
Kyle: Full of Epicocity

Epicocity by Insert! Name! Here! June 21, 2009