entice 

To win over through means of secuction, lure, or win over in an inappropriate way.

The teacher enticed the little boy for her "own purposes"

entice by Nerd September 8, 2003

entice 

attract or tempt by offering pleasure or advantage.

Credit-cards are entice people to get into even more debt.

entice by ElsaYi December 23, 2018

Entice-a-roni 

A sarcastic term used to describe the process in which an individual attempts to impress a potential mate by preparing a just-add-water style meal from a box while dressing it up to look like a made from scratch dinner. This is a common phenomenon among individuals that have little or no cooking skill, but lack the common sense to order in when bringing home a date.

Steve: "My girlfriend is coming over, I'm gonna cook for her."

Bob: "You can't cook for shit, Steve."

Steve: "I'll make one of those quick oven bake dinners and add a little garnish to the side. She'll never know the difference."

Bob: "What, you're gonna impress her with a box of Entice-a-roni? Man you're a cheap-ass moron, order some chinese."

Entice-a-roni by DeathByBob September 28, 2009

proximity enticement

The opposite of approach avoidance. To become increasingly attracted to a decision as one nears the decision moment.

"I felt a bit guilty when I told my wife I was going bowling, but as we pulled up to Jiggles the sense of proximity enticement washed that all away. "

proximity enticement by aretegroup February 27, 2015

enticing 

to attract (someone) especially by offering or showing something that is appealing, interesting, etc.

"you could spend the night if you wanted to"
"that sounds enticing, but I'd have to lie to my father"

enticing by averyrayne37 September 25, 2013

history of the entire world, i guess 

Bill Wurtz makes a 20 minute video where he sings a lot of songs, makes a religion about things, turns the sun into a deadly laser, conquers all... er, most of India, and breaks China a lot.

Dude: Have you seen history of the entire world, i guess?
Other Dude: Duh! THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER!
Dude: Not any more, there's a blanket.

history of the entire world, i guess by Meme-o Emo June 1, 2017

the history of the entire world, i guess 

a genius video made by Bill Wurts, explaining the history of the entire world as he assumed by reading a lot of shit on Wikipedia, from the start of the universe to the current day. you should go watch it and subscribe to him.

"Have you seen "the history of the entire world, I guess"?"
"nope wtf is it"
"It's a funny video explaining the history of the universe"
"why"
"the sun is a deadly laser"

the history of the entire world, i guess by totiro May 31, 2017