"HEY MAN I WAS PLAYING EVE ONLINE
YESTERDAY AND I JUMPED OFF TEH SHIP
TO THE GROUND BUT THEN I GOT BARRICADED BY TONS OF OTHER ENEMY DUDES AND THEY ALL CAME RUSHING AT ME LIKE A ZERGRUSH FROM STARCRAFT HOLY FUCK WHAT AN
ADRENALINE RUSH"
"Enthralling tale comrade."