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English Lit

A terrible subject, ussually taught in a tiny, stuffy classroom, that is way too hot because of the close proximity of bodies and the heater that stays on too long into summer. most commonly taught by teachers who cannot speak the English language properly and come from a forein country, invloves a lot of nut-eating and Urban Dictionary surfing.
henry: hey dude, im mind numbingly bored and uncomfortable, and i have a strange craving for walnuts.
james: sounds a bit like english lit mate.
henry: OH GOD NO, id rather eat my own shit.
by eviiil1 September 19, 2007
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GCSE English Literature

A GCSE (General Certificate of Education) that you can take in school. You will study a play and a book that your teacher will do his/her best to ruin by a.) forcing you to embarrassingly read them out loud in class, and b.) forcing you to over-analyze them whilst ignoring their immediate, aesthetic value.

But this is not always the case. If you are doing the foundation level (like I did) you will be thought of as too much of a retard to be able to read. Instead you will watch some pretentious film adaptation on an old TV not worthy to be shot at by a drugged-up Elvis Presley.

Either way, you will come away with an extremely negative view of classical literature. However, you may be lucky enough to rediscover it in later life and enjoy it properly.
GCSE English Literature Teacher: "So what can we see in Jessica's defiance of her father that is reminiscent of a 20th centry movement that has changed so much?"

Student: "Fascism?"
by TrystanDeCunta October 3, 2008
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English Literature

A subject that takes you to the world of feelings and reason.
It's world of screenshots and chats,that make virtual reality true.
Infact,I would say books,life,chats everything is English literature.
I am studying English literature and I am passionate about it.
by Skyrush August 29, 2022
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ap english literature and composition

"Explore literary elements such as a work’s structure, style and themes, as well as the use of figurative language, imagery, symbolism and tone. Develop your writing skills as you express your ideas and analysis in expository, analytical, and argumentative essays." -From the college Board
In ap english literature and composition, expect to read a ton of books!
by RedUrbanGuy October 21, 2017
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A 300lb dumbfuck who stays in their moms basement playing the Xbox 360 their mom gave them 8 years ago.
They often have no education, are illiterate and usually think arson = funny, it’s common for these type of discord moderators to watch underage Tik-Tok e-girls dancing.

See: pedophile

I would rant on the “see the world die in their hands” part but that would take too long. So…

See: gacha kid, roblox kid, dumbfuck
Person 3: Man I just heard Person 89 knows very little english

Person 10: You mean him and those low life scumbags that know very little in English communication and would rather watch the world laugh at the stupidity in their hands..? Yeah fuck them.

Person 3: Jesus don’t explain the entire FNAF lore just from that holy-
by Massive rotating balls god August 20, 2022
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Englishit

A (wo)man from England who breaks your heart. A jerk, douchebag, mofo from England.
Originally used by Fingal.
"That guy over there is a real Englishit."
by Fingal O'Flaherty November 8, 2011
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Englishitude

The degree or level of English culture that a person has.

It's etymology is derived from the word 'English' and the suffix '-itude', from Latin -tūdō (“signifying a noun of state”), via the French -itude.
"We should really go and see a Shakespeare play together. I need to brush up on my Englishitude".
by Neologifier October 12, 2011
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