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England is my city
A famous saying by a fat and famous historical poet named Nick Crompton.
This quote was first created and sought out as historical in 2017.
This quote was first created and sought out as historical in 2017.
Nick Crompton: England is my City!!!
Girls:Panties drop because they´re suddenly filled with a lot of knowledge
Girls:Panties drop because they´re suddenly filled with a lot of knowledge
England is my city by Importantquotes.org June 11, 2017
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The city of England
Where our lord and saveior Nick Crompton is from and is Litty unlike the trump worshiping zombies across the Antlantic
The city of England by The_Smug_One September 28, 2017
New England brown lobster
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Danny— “How was your trip to Cape Cod?”
Jack— “It was sick, I met this girl and after dinner I gave her a New England brown lobster!”
Jack— “It was sick, I met this girl and after dinner I gave her a New England brown lobster!”
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Queen of England
if you don’t know the definition of the queen of england then honey are you okayyyyy. she isn’t best friends with our other queen, raini rodriguez so ahem ahem get yo act togetha
loser: who is the queen of england?
raini rodriguez: IF YOU DONT KNOW MY BFF THEN GET AWAY FROM ME
loser: i have no life
raini rodriguez: facts
raini rodriguez: IF YOU DONT KNOW MY BFF THEN GET AWAY FROM ME
loser: i have no life
raini rodriguez: facts
Queen of England by jeriyas bff October 25, 2019
England is my city
A poem by dumbass englishboy Nick Crompton in a song by the most Shithead Douchebag Youtuber Jake Paul
England is my city by LookAtThisGraph June 16, 2017
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