end table

A great sinister trick to pull on that special someone. First, position her on all fours in the middle of a large room or any other open area in her house. Proceed to bang away for a little bit so she doesn't get wise to your game. Then, when the time is right, you carefully reach back and grab that perfectly hidden can of open paint you stashed beforehand. Place it directly on the center of her back and pull out. Finish her off by jerking one off in her eye and sit back and watch her squirm as she tries to figure out how the hell to get up with out spilling the can of paint. Put on your clothes and proudly go home knowing you may have failed shop class in high school, but tonight you made the perfect end table.

The above is the example

end table by MC Menses December 2, 2004

End table

A large butt that sticks out like a shelf from a woman then comes back to her thighs like an end table

That girl got an end table ass…ahhhh bites lip

End table by JaimeGrande December 1, 2025

End Table Ass 

A girl with an Applebottom, or huge ass so big that you can use it to hold up cups and drinks

I put my beer on Donna's End Table Ass while i was hitting it from the back

End Table Ass by sose July 24, 2004

End Table Ass 

an ass that you can eat a 4 course meal off of

chelseas has an end table ass. i was like NOM NOM NOM

End Table Ass by jeffreymotherfuckingtakeover May 6, 2008

End Table Ass 

an ass that you can eat a 4 course meal off of

chelseas has an end table ass. i was like NOM NOM NOM

End Table Ass by jeffreymotherfuckingtakeover May 6, 2008

Cansas end table 

A sofas end table made from recycled dresser drawers with legs vertically placed on sofa ends

Check out my Cansas end tables

Cansas end table by Cblu88 June 6, 2025

Barbie end tables

(noun) Barbie end tables are the little plastic thingies found in a pizza box that keep the box from collapsing and smashing the pizza. They are a perfect size to use as a Barbie doll accessory as an end table.

We got five pizzas delivered and my niece started to cry because she found out that we threw away the Barbie end tables.

Barbie end tables by Marthakay December 13, 2005