Encyclopaedophile

A person who has sex with books, usually with the gaps between pages.

Let's go to the library and beat up some encyclopaedophiles.

by joefoxon June 19, 2010

encyclopedophilia

A large bank of knowledge that is possesed only by pedophiles.

Amber: What are you doing on that website Jerome?

Jerome: Boning up on my encyclopedophilia.

by Arking Nerdenheimer April 27, 2008

Encyclopedohile

Some weirdo who was dumb and stupid enough to have sex with a book.

George: Hey, what'd you do last night?
Me: Had sex with a book.
George: You are such an Encyclopedohile.

by chancur February 3, 2010

Encyclopedophile

An encyclopedophile is a person, or living thing, that finds joy in having sex with books.

" UNF, ROMEO AND JULIET IS GETTING ME HARD"

"dude, you're such an encyclopedophile."

by YOMAMALOLOLOLOLOLOL October 15, 2011