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encyclopedophilia 

A large bank of knowledge that is possesed only by pedophiles.
Amber: What are you doing on that website Jerome?

Jerome: Boning up on my encyclopedophilia.

Encyclopaedophile 

A person who has sex with books, usually with the gaps between pages.
Let's go to the library and beat up some encyclopaedophiles.
Encyclopaedophile by joefoxon June 19, 2010

Encyclopedohile

Some weirdo who was dumb and stupid enough to have sex with a book.
George: Hey, what'd you do last night?
Me: Had sex with a book.
George: You are such an Encyclopedohile.
Encyclopedohile by chancur February 3, 2010
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026