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Aリ ᒷリᓵ⍑ᔑリℸ ̣ ╎リ⊣ ℸ ̣ ᔑʖꖎᒷ ╎ᓭ ᔑ ʖꖎ𝙹ᓵꖌ ╎リ ᒲ╎リᒷᓵ∷ᔑ⎓ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ᔑꖎꖎ𝙹∴ᓭ ||𝙹⚍ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ╎ᒲ!¡∷𝙹⍊ᒷ ||𝙹⚍∷ ℸ ̣ 𝙹𝙹ꖎᓭ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ⊣ᒷℸ ̣ ʖᒷℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ᒷ∷ ╎リ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣ᔑᒲᒷ. I⎓ ||𝙹⚍ ∴ᒷ∷ᒷ ꖎ𝙹𝙹ꖌ╎リ⊣ ⎓𝙹∷ ᔑリ𝙹ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ∷ ᒲᒷᔑリ╎リ⊣. Iℸ ̣ ᒲᒷᔑリᓭ ᒲᔑ⊣╎ᓵᔑꖎ.
Example 1: These enchants are cool. I gave some enchant tables to my friends to show how cool they are.
Example 2: Enchant dont exist man. Magic doesn’t exist. Are you dumb?
enchant by Apaoapaeowiskwiaow. February 20, 2022

Enchant the bitch

A word to describe a Supply teacher
Enchant the bitch by HELLO INDIANS December 17, 2021

Enchantment Table 

1. A block in Minecraft where you can enchant sum shit

2. The untold language no one but the gods can speak.

3. A comeback to when someone is speaking a foreign language. Slightly racist tho.
1. Someone: Whoa, I found fortune III on my Enchantment Table! Ill!

2. Someone 2: (on the phone)╎ ᔑᒲ ᓭ⚍!¡ᒷ∷ ⍑𝙹ℸ ̣ , ᔑꖎꖎ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣╎∷ꖎᓭ ᒲ╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ᓭᒷ ̇/ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ᒲᒷ!
Someone 3: Whoa, did you hear that god on his phone?
Someone 4: Yeah man, he be speakin Enchantment Table.

3. Some foreign dude: *speaks Arabic or something*
Someone 3: Sorry, I don't speak Enchantment Table.
Someone 2: Whoa man, that's a bit racist.

enchanted acorn

The ultimate nut. The girl all the guys want to bang. It is in essence the holy grail of the search for pussy.
Friend 1: Your boy got his nut down in Texas.

Friend 2:Yea well he would fuck anything with two legs so im not surprised
Friend 1: yea your probably right. a far cry from the enchanted acorn most likely
enchanted acorn by king squirrel January 19, 2010

Tim the Enchanter

An Enchanter who knows of a cave. Beyond the cave lies the Gorge of Eternal Peril. You must cross the Bridge of Death to get to the Holy Grail.

He speaks with a heavy Scottish accent and likes to blow things up.
"Some call me.... Tim?" - Tim the Enchanter
Tim the Enchanter by Hsda November 3, 2006

enchanted unicorn 

The enchanted unicorn is when a male tea bags a prone female, while sporting a hard on errection. The penis seemingly protrudes from the woman's forehead, as in a horn. Hence, an enchanted unicorn.
"Markham, I totally pulled the enchanted unicorn on your mom last night. She was magical!" said Zach.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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