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Aリ ᒷリᓵ⍑ᔑリℸ ̣ ╎リ⊣ ℸ ̣ ᔑʖꖎᒷ ╎ᓭ ᔑ ʖꖎ𝙹ᓵꖌ ╎リ ᒲ╎リᒷᓵ∷ᔑ⎓ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ᔑꖎꖎ𝙹∴ᓭ ||𝙹⚍ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ╎ᒲ!¡∷𝙹⍊ᒷ ||𝙹⚍∷ ℸ ̣ 𝙹𝙹ꖎᓭ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ⊣ᒷℸ ̣ ʖᒷℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ᒷ∷ ╎リ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣ᔑᒲᒷ. I⎓ ||𝙹⚍ ∴ᒷ∷ᒷ ꖎ𝙹𝙹ꖌ╎リ⊣ ⎓𝙹∷ ᔑリ𝙹ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ∷ ᒲᒷᔑリ╎リ⊣. Iℸ ̣ ᒲᒷᔑリᓭ ᒲᔑ⊣╎ᓵᔑꖎ.
Example 1: These enchants are cool. I gave some enchant tables to my friends to show how cool they are.
Example 2: Enchant dont exist man. Magic doesn’t exist. Are you dumb?
enchant by Apaoapaeowiskwiaow. February 20, 2022

Enchant the bitch

A word to describe a Supply teacher
Enchant the bitch by HELLO INDIANS December 17, 2021

Enchantment Table 

1. A block in Minecraft where you can enchant sum shit

2. The untold language no one but the gods can speak.

3. A comeback to when someone is speaking a foreign language. Slightly racist tho.
1. Someone: Whoa, I found fortune III on my Enchantment Table! Ill!

2. Someone 2: (on the phone)╎ ᔑᒲ ᓭ⚍!¡ᒷ∷ ⍑𝙹ℸ ̣ , ᔑꖎꖎ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣╎∷ꖎᓭ ᒲ╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ᓭᒷ ̇/ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ᒲᒷ!
Someone 3: Whoa, did you hear that god on his phone?
Someone 4: Yeah man, he be speakin Enchantment Table.

3. Some foreign dude: *speaks Arabic or something*
Someone 3: Sorry, I don't speak Enchantment Table.
Someone 2: Whoa man, that's a bit racist.

enchanted acorn

The ultimate nut. The girl all the guys want to bang. It is in essence the holy grail of the search for pussy.
Friend 1: Your boy got his nut down in Texas.

Friend 2:Yea well he would fuck anything with two legs so im not surprised
Friend 1: yea your probably right. a far cry from the enchanted acorn most likely
enchanted acorn by king squirrel January 19, 2010

Tim the Enchanter

An Enchanter who knows of a cave. Beyond the cave lies the Gorge of Eternal Peril. You must cross the Bridge of Death to get to the Holy Grail.

He speaks with a heavy Scottish accent and likes to blow things up.
"Some call me.... Tim?" - Tim the Enchanter
Tim the Enchanter by Hsda November 3, 2006

enchanted unicorn 

The enchanted unicorn is when a male tea bags a prone female, while sporting a hard on errection. The penis seemingly protrudes from the woman's forehead, as in a horn. Hence, an enchanted unicorn.
"Markham, I totally pulled the enchanted unicorn on your mom last night. She was magical!" said Zach.
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