Emyboo

A squirrel or similar small mammal with a distinct strong fish-like odour

"Ew. Mom found an emyboo at the cottage."

by manfred12 March 9, 2009

Emboozlement

When you steal alcohol from a company function for personal use.

Jack: "Hey - did you see the caterer abandon his bar? I'm going to steal a few of those wine bottles for later."

Jill: "Are you crazy! That's emboozlement!"

by Peppery Pisces August 2, 2008

woman embooter

male who lures a woman into a false sense of security and puts them into the trunk of their vehicle

he is a woman embooter

by clear misogyny April 28, 2020

EmoBook

The Apple MacBook. Called the EmoBook because the edge of the keyboard is poorly designed and is sharp, which cuts up your wrists.

"I thought Bernie went to a Cure concert, his wrists were so cut up... but he was just on his EmoBook."

by Path June 1, 2006

emobooking

a status update on facebook that is irrelevant to anyone who reads it and annoys everyone. These statuses are frequently a cry for attention and contain many grammatical errors and misspellings.

Rachel: bed time.... gotta be up at 6:30.

Rachel: isn't feeling good... still... bedtime, get to sleep in tomorrow.

Rachel: thinks she has a staulker.

Wow, Rachel is really emobooking today.

by hatin friend February 7, 2010

emboosticated

To have been very badly burnt, in the slang sense, such that there is no chance of graceful or meaningful recovery.

Especially appropriate during exchanges of insults.

A: I talked to your dad, and he sounds like a pussy, just like you!
<crowd: aw burn, slam.. etc>
B: Well, I'd tell you something about your mom, but all I hear whenever I visit her is "slurp-MMmmph-mmmph-mmmmph"
<crowd: emboosticated>

by Nick November 7, 2003

embooising

excessively embarassing to the furthest extent

When Jim gets drunk he is absolutely embooising.

by Doe John February 3, 2007