emoboo 

Someone who hates life (specifically their own) because they can't be or be with an anime character.

"yoyoyo I hear that guy phillip is a emoboo"
"an emoboo?"
"yeah someone who hates themselves and cuts, but loves anime too much. Its a never ending mix of cringe"

emoboo by fiftyshadesofsims May 5, 2016

emooo 

an emotional cow

that cow looks sad... must be an emooo

emooo by gfygdyguygygb July 14, 2009

Emboozlement 

When you steal alcohol from a company function for personal use.

Jack: "Hey - did you see the caterer abandon his bar? I'm going to steal a few of those wine bottles for later."

Jill: "Are you crazy! That's emboozlement!"

Emboozlement by Peppery Pisces August 2, 2008

woman embooter

male who lures a woman into a false sense of security and puts them into the trunk of their vehicle

he is a woman embooter

woman embooter by clear misogyny April 28, 2020

EmoBook 

The Apple MacBook. Called the EmoBook because the edge of the keyboard is poorly designed and is sharp, which cuts up your wrists.

"I thought Bernie went to a Cure concert, his wrists were so cut up... but he was just on his EmoBook."

EmoBook by Path June 1, 2006

egobooking

T.M.I. on your facebook status updates:

1. Over-Updating your Facebook status with EVERY DETAIL of your life.

2. Constantly writing status updates with TOO MUCH INFORMATION about what you are doing, ALL DAY LONG.

3. Assuming someone (other than you and a stalker) cares that you are "going to work, the gym, making calls, eating dinner, shower, then sleeeep!"...

4. Basically, telling everyone when you shit, when Seriously... NO ONE CARES!

"I'm deleting Ashley. Her egobooking makes me roll my eyes so much it hurts...

Why Does she update what she is doing every hour?!?!?!?!?!?!... NO ONE WANTS to hear about her food issues or menstrual cramps!!!!!! UGH!"

"THAT'S IT TMI! I'm deleting Eric. NO ONE WANTS to hear about his body issues, hair gel, grocery store shopping or work schedule!!!!!! UGH! I Can't Stand his egobooking!

Why Does he update what he is doing every 10 minutes?!?!?!?!?!?!... "

egobooking by meindu October 1, 2010

EmoBobbleHat 

The best mutual in tiktok u can have, is 100% valid

someone: have u seen emobobblehat new video?!
someone 2: yess!! I love it

EmoBobbleHat by lalinroos April 7, 2022