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Bollock Emptier

A vagina wielding bitch hot enough to empty your bollocks with a mere glance
Jed: Daryl, ur moms a real bollock emptier.
Daryl: ya shes hot bro, i fapped off already today over her.

Empties East, Empties West 

How foamers react when they see a freight train, specifically Norfolk Southern trains pulled by the Pennsylvania Railroad heritage unit, that’s pulling freight cars with nothing in them.
Foamer 1: “STANDARD RAILROAD OF THE WORLD, RIGHT!? STANDARD RAILROAD IN THE WORLD!?! EVERYONE ELSE IS—

Foamer 2: “EMPTIES EAST, EMPTIES WEST!!”

Foamer 1: “MORE EMPTIES!”

Trump-empted

The day when Donald J. Trump was Elected President of The United States and began the momentum of take action in order to prevent Democrats from destroying America.
Whew! We avoided disaster! Glad we Trump-empted in the election!
Trump-empted by Ornery Gorrilla November 12, 2016
When something unfortunate has happened to someone, or they have to do something they would rather not, it leaves them with a sense of internal emptiness as a result.
OR
They are just really fucken pissed off.
Eddies' got the mass empties, he woke up and realised someone had stolen his darts. Empties for Eddie.
slang word for cans of empty beers, left over the next morning after a long night of solid partying.
"dude, help me get these empties in the trash before my parents get home!"
empties by see_oh February 18, 2009