Empiric

A sexual position in which the male "conquers" the female by punching her in the face.

Dude she was great, but at the last second I gave her an empiric. Man she was out cold.

by meadowmount July 18, 2009

Empiracy

The greatest metal band to ever come out of georgia.

person1: man, did you go to the Empiracy concert last night?
person2: hell yeah, they owned the shit out of Viceroy!

by vaj April 15, 2006

empirical

information which has an existence that can be proven true through experimentation, observation, and data collection.

Your five senses gather empirical information.

by Leo July 16, 2003

Empiricoitus

(ĕm-pîr ĭ-kō'ĭ-təs) adj. 1. derived from experiment, experience, or observation of sexual intercourse.

Dr. Ruth Westheimer may be an empiricoitus expert.

by KERMlT December 18, 2010

Empirical evidence

Observations and measurements

I don't know how to use empirical evidence in a sentence

by I'm a unicorn04 August 27, 2017

Empirical Evidence

Demanding empirical evidence is a way to deflect attention off yourself when you're being confronted about blatant lies you've told, or rumors you've created out of thin air.

Unless you have empirical evidence, Audrey won't believe the rumors you're telling her.

by ItsBrookeBitch July 12, 2015

Empiricist

One that believes experience, especially of the senses, is the only source of knowledge.

An Empiricist is a philosopher or a sage. A person with great knowledge.

by Julio N. November 4, 2007