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A sexual position in which the male "conquers" the female by punching her in the face.
Dude she was great, but at the last second I gave her an empiric. Man she was out cold.
Empiric by meadowmount July 18, 2009
Words you can keep
The greatest metal band to ever come out of georgia.

person1: man, did you go to the Empiracy concert last night?
person2: hell yeah, they owned the shit out of Viceroy!
Empiracy by vaj April 15, 2006
information which has an existence that can be proven true through experimentation, observation, and data collection.
Your five senses gather empirical information.
empirical by Leo July 16, 2003

Empiricoitus 

(ĕm-pîr ĭ-kō'ĭ-təs) adj. 1. derived from experiment, experience, or observation of sexual intercourse.
Dr. Ruth Westheimer may be an empiricoitus expert.
Empiricoitus by KERMlT December 18, 2010

Empirical evidence 

Observations and measurements
I don't know how to use empirical evidence in a sentence

Empirical Evidence 

Demanding empirical evidence is a way to deflect attention off yourself when you're being confronted about blatant lies you've told, or rumors you've created out of thin air.
Unless you have empirical evidence, Audrey won't believe the rumors you're telling her.

Empiricist

One that believes experience, especially of the senses, is the only source of knowledge.
An Empiricist is a philosopher or a sage. A person with great knowledge.
Empiricist by Julio N. November 4, 2007
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