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A sexual position in which the male "conquers" the female by punching her in the face.
Dude she was great, but at the last second I gave her an empiric. Man she was out cold.
by meadowmount July 18, 2009
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iā€™m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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