Incredibly freaking hot and hilarious!
Daaaamn, look at Marta!
September 08, 2004
A character on Seinfeld
JERRY: No. We gotta go to the soup place.
ELAINE: What soup place?
GEORGE: Oh, there's a soup stand, Kramer's been going there.
JERRY: He's always raving. I finally got a chance to go there the other
day, and I tell you this, you will be stunned.
ELAINE: Stunned by soup?
JERRY: You can't eat this soup standing up, your knees buckle.
ELAINE: Huh. All right. Come on.
JERRY: There's only one caveat -- the guy who runs the place is a little
temperamental, especially about the ordering procedure. He's secretly
referred to as the Soup Nazi.
ELAINE: Why? What happens if you don't order right?
JERRY: He yells and you don't get your soup.
JERRY: Just follow the ordering procedure and you will be fine.
GEORGE: All right. All right. Let's - let's go over that again.
JERRY: All right. As you walk in the place move immediately to your right.
JERRY: The main thing is to keep the line moving.
GEORGE: All right. So, you hold out your money, speak your soup in a loud,
clear voice, step to the left and receive.
JERRY: Right. It's very important not to embellish on your order. No
extraneous comments. No questions. No compliments.
ELAINE: Oh, boy, I'm really scared!
In spanish, the male version of "puta", wich means "hooker". Also used in some southamerican countries as "homosexual".
Puto el que lee.
Ese hombre es muy puto.
its cocaine uncut
yo papi u got da perico
A sneeze that can be easily confused with a cough.
"Was that a sneeze or a cough?" "Neither. It's a SNOUGH"
A Kickass song orignaly performed by Fears for Tears, but was redone on the Daredevil and Donnie Darko Movie Soundtracks.
And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take
When people run in circles it's a very very
mad world mad world
look out its Leo The Lion