Emotionally Naked 

To be straight up serious with someone about the way you feel about them.

Example 1: (Romantic Context)

ROMEO: I'm going to be emotionally naked with you about this but, I love you Juliette.
JULIETTE: Ohhhhh Romeo! I love you too!

Example 2: (Dramatic Context)

HUSBAND: I wish I could sleep with other women cause you're kinda gettin hefty honey. Sorry for my emotional nakedness but its true.
WIFE: WHAT!!! Well fuck you then!!! I can't even feel you inside me cause your dick is so small!!! AGGGGHHH!!!!

Emotionally Naked by Angieboo May 24, 2009

The Emotional Leg-Humping Monkey Named Klaus 

Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.

Stop, humping my leg, Klaus!

The Emotional Leg-Humping Monkey Named Klaus by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003