Emojisexual
Mom, I'm an Emojisexual, and I love masturbating while thinking of those sexy, round and yellow emojis
Emojisexual by D'Mise November 7, 2019
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EmojiSexual
Yo mate, I heard that thing (Guy) said it's is emojisexual, said it (he) would fuck emojis and gets turned on them.
EmojiSexual by SomeQuickDefinitions February 23, 2022
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emosexual
(Noun)
A human being, usually unable to determine the sex, mainly because their hair is of medium length, and they wear make-up, male or female. Usually can be found attempting to look "punk" with handkerchiefs hanging out of their pockets and a necktie around their neck even if they are wearing a T-shirt.
They can be found listening to Emo-screamo music, which usually involves the discussion of loving someone so much that you would cut your wrists for them, IN EVERY SONG. Emos demonstrate affection by hugging everyone they see because they cannot tell if their counterparts are boys or girls.
Emos can also be found next to cigarette vending machines because every single one of them enjoys a good puff, and being around everyone that smokes makes them feel accepted. They also enjoy spazzing out to their emo-screamo songs, and they're form of "dancing" usually looks like they are having a seizure.
A human being, usually unable to determine the sex, mainly because their hair is of medium length, and they wear make-up, male or female. Usually can be found attempting to look "punk" with handkerchiefs hanging out of their pockets and a necktie around their neck even if they are wearing a T-shirt.
They can be found listening to Emo-screamo music, which usually involves the discussion of loving someone so much that you would cut your wrists for them, IN EVERY SONG. Emos demonstrate affection by hugging everyone they see because they cannot tell if their counterparts are boys or girls.
Emos can also be found next to cigarette vending machines because every single one of them enjoys a good puff, and being around everyone that smokes makes them feel accepted. They also enjoy spazzing out to their emo-screamo songs, and they're form of "dancing" usually looks like they are having a seizure.
Emosexual
Kids of the emo variety who are sexually attracted to other emo kids regardless of gender. This can be explained by the similarity in appearance between male and female emos.
"Mike is a bisexual, he keeps hooking up with guys and girls."
"Nah, he's emosexual. He only hooks up with other emos."
"No way! Damn emos make my head trip."
"Nah, he's emosexual. He only hooks up with other emos."
"No way! Damn emos make my head trip."
Emosexual by jimmy kane January 5, 2009
emosexual
to have a continually questionable sexual orientation
Hey that young man is wearing women's pants, do you think he's gay?
No, I 'm pretty sure he's just emosexual.
No, I 'm pretty sure he's just emosexual.
emosexual by Rick Sauer February 7, 2007
emosexual
n.
1)Someone who is sexually oriented to members of the "emo" scene.
adj.
2)Sexually oriented to members of the "emo" scene.
1)Someone who is sexually oriented to members of the "emo" scene.
adj.
2)Sexually oriented to members of the "emo" scene.
1) Dude, man. I am sexually oriented to members of the "emo" scene. I am such an emosexual!
2) Dude, Chris won't leave those "emo" chicks alone! He is so emosexual!
2) Dude, Chris won't leave those "emo" chicks alone! He is so emosexual!
emosexual by David Dempke April 5, 2005
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