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Emitus is a known disease, in which the infected has continuous excessive use of the letter "M." This is not an averagely deathly disease, however, in severe cases the infected just might annoy someone who they are talking to to a point of violence. Emitus is extremely infectious.
Doctor: "I'm sorry miss, your son has just been diagnosed with Emitus."

"Whoa man, you said so many words with the letter M in that sentence, you must have Emitus or something...get away from me."
Emitus by Ryan Simpson May 10, 2008
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Emitus is a known disease, in which the infected has continuous excessive use of the letter "M." This is not an averagely deathly disease, however, in severe cases the infected just might annoy someone who they are talking to to a point of violence. Emitus is extremely infectious.
Doctor: "I'm sorry miss, your son has just been diagnosed with Emitus."

"Whoa man, you said so many words with the letter M in that sentence, you must have Emitus or something...get away from me."
Emitus by Ryan Simpson May 11, 2008
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emitis by Gabby00167 March 1, 2018

rapidus exitus 

A Term for leaving your college class because you have no clue as to what is going on and need to get home so you can hurry up and drop the class
Sam was sitting in class and couldn't understand how to make a computer code to make his virtual dog go "WOOF" So he faked receiving and incoming emergency text message and made a rapidus exitus out the front door never to be seen again.
rapidus exitus by BIGMARK November 10, 2007

EMinus21 

A very smart, pretty female streamer who play hypixel skyblock. Is a god at pvp. A very known otaku. :]

Kenma is daddy, 2D men r hot af. uwu
Damn, I wish i could be EMinus21, shes so pretty!
EMinus21 by E_Minus21 September 4, 2021
Emitism is a disease you get if you believed this was a real disease
"What is Emitism?"-Jack
"I'm not sure, let me look it up"-Jill
"You've got Emitism"-Jack

How to avoid getting Emitism

"What's Emitism"-Dyke
"It's not real"-Cunt
"Truuuuu"-Dyke
emitism by Emitism is real March 8, 2017

Elitus deletus 

John: what do you think of the phrase eat the rich
Mark: I prefer elitus deletus tbh
John: is that some form.of wizard spell?
Mark: no basically means the same as eat the rich but in a more sophisticated way of saying it
Elitus deletus by Catriona123 May 29, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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