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Elonsplaining 

When someone corrects you with incorrect information and then throws a hissy fit.
I shared a Tweet discussing recent research in my field but some guy replied and started elonsplaining it back to me completely wrong.
A beautiful exotic girl who is kind to all and just a pleasure to be around
'Man, I wish i was friends with Elyon. Shes just a great person to be around!'

'I feel ya man, I feel ya.'
Elyon by BigBattyGyal3213 June 24, 2016
An boy who is a bit crazy, would take a bullet for any of his friends, says homo stuff to make people laugh but is straight.
Doesn't say cuss words, has a six pack, and can spit some bars.
Elyon is such a good friend and good at keeping secrets and has a big peeho but says its small.
Elyon by anus69boy October 16, 2019
A scientific unit of measurement properly associated with the yagometer. An Elton is a unit of measurement of yag/homoness. Eltons are based on a scale of 10, Ten being extremely flamming, in other words uncannily similar to elton john
1) By default, European men clock in at approximately 2.5 eltons.

2) Ma'am your gay baby, according to the yagometer, has a yagometric reading of 5.5 eltons.

- Disclaimer: To all you cool gay people out there you know I got love for you, N/H
Eltons by Ronzula May 27, 2008
Oh man she's so pretty but she's underrated. She don't take shit from nobody and she's funny and a joy to be around. She get bare man but she doesn't announce it because she's used to it.
Shitden Elyon is so peng but she's probably already cuffed
Elyon by Yoyoyoyo,itz_ya_gurl September 3, 2017

elons crust 

A common word used to decribe elon musks crusty dusty armpits. This is a delicacy in many countries around the world like america. It is usually served with donals trumps foot fungus. However can also be used as a prostitute
"got some elons crust for dinner today."
"dude wtf."
elons crust by stortankelitetbean November 9, 2021