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Euphoner 

A mixture of happiness while having a boner
I had a euphoner as a saw the playboy model walk by
Euphoner by Marquandala April 30, 2009
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a weird girl with a weird name but usually comes in dragon form
“Yo do you know Elhonei the dragon? what a monk.”
elhonei by monkmonk3000 October 11, 2020

euphoneus 

adjective. originted in Peoria, Illinois. a combination of the words "unique" and "spontaneous"; hence, meaning someone who is unique and spontaneous.
Jason: Wow. That new kid Nick is wearing purple skinny jeans and a headband, and his locker has pictures of pregnant goldfish in it.

Austin: Yeah, he's pretty goddam euphoneus.
euphoneus by grlwholvd April 12, 2009
A combination of all the Delphines of the world, a united force against evil. They are of superior kind. Anyone who tries to defy them with subsequently fail at doing so. They are so awesome that the slightest word spoken by one of them will scar you for life with sheer amazement. They like anything greasy and hairy...especially hairy or ''poilu'' (in their native french language). They are the unsexiest beasts to ever crawl the earth, are insanely awkward, enjoy food a little too much and groove like creepy old men.
Mortal 1: Just take a look at that crazy being... It's so hairy and awkward, it's... so grand! I just can't peel my eyes off of her, her awesome is scarring!

Mortal 2: (DEEP SIGH) Yeah, that's an Elphine alright... I wish I too could be so bitch-flippin' awesome.
Elphine by Selphine May 20, 2010

enphoned 

To be so into ones phone that you are oblivious to the world, conversation, TV, lover whatever is going on around you.

Usually presents in millennials with iPhones.
Jeff was so enphoned that he missed the whole night. "Did you see how he almost walked into that car," "God, he loves that iPhone more that life..."
enphoned by c2l2 April 30, 2020
You heard about that ephone chick? Yeah she’s a goof.
Ephone by rajvinder February 13, 2021