e-phone 

The iphone has infiltrated every aspect of society...and so has being, looking or acting "emo." It's only natural that a hyper emotional consumer of culture would be called e-phone. Use it to describe an overtly emotional wreck/wannabee who just doesn't have anything together. You might be feeling e-phone just reading this...it's ok just unnecessarily whine and it should be over soon.

Bands, people and things can be e-phone.

Example 1.)
Jessica: "This party's sick. Wait, look at Sean crying over there...in the corner."

Mark: "Yeah, why is he always sooo e-phone."
Example 2.)

"Look at his outfit....black mascara, side swept dyed hair, blasting to The Spill Canvas on his i-phone. So e-phone

e-phone by I'm not opinionated January 14, 2010

E.T Phone Home 

Emergency Tampon - Phone Home! E.T Phone Home occurs when one is out on the town, skeezing it up in a bar, shopping for kicks and rags, or any other activity away from your mad stock of tampons at home. When one E.T Phone Home's they are calling home to ask a family member, pimp, or fellow drug dealer to hook you up with some tampons asap.

"Shit I need to E.T Phone Home!"
"Fuck I forgot it was that time of the month, can I use your phone to E.T Phone Home?"

E.T Phone Home by Sickoooooooooooooooooooooooooo November 19, 2009

E.T Phone Home 

The act of calling a mate on your mobile phone, then sticking it up a girls cunt and seeing if you can continue the conversation

Guy 1: I called Josh the other day, but unfortunately lost reception when i tried the E.T phone home manouver

Guy 2: Fuckin fat bitches...

E.T Phone Home by pipeline69 May 29, 2011

E.T. phone, HOOOOOOOOOME! 

What this Mexican said to me when he wandered on to my property last night

A Mexican guy came into my yard and wanted to use my phone. The only words he knew in English were "No police" and "E.T. phone home" He was probably an illegal immigrant. True Story.

E.T. phone, HOOOOOOOOOME! by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004

E.T. Phone Home 

Having your parents call during sex

Girl: O Man, hold on, my phone is ringing. O shit it's my parents!
Guy: E.T. Phone Home!
Girl: O well, let's keep fucking

E.T. Phone Home by Coffeeeeeeee December 6, 2006

E.T. phone home 

When you wrap an l.e.d. light strip around your dick and shove it into a girls vagina and yell out E.T. phone home

Dude I totally "E.T. phone home" last night with Veronica.

E.T. phone home by Udegen May 3, 2018

Ephone 

Goof

You heard about that ephone chick? Yeah she’s a goof.

Ephone by rajvinder February 13, 2021