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A combination of all the Delphines of the world, a united force against evil. They are of superior kind. Anyone who tries to defy them with subsequently fail at doing so. They are so awesome that the slightest word spoken by one of them will scar you for life with sheer amazement. They like anything greasy and hairy...especially hairy or ''poilu'' (in their native french language). They are the unsexiest beasts to ever crawl the earth, are insanely awkward, enjoy food a little too much and groove like creepy old men.
Mortal 1: Just take a look at that crazy being... It's so hairy and awkward, it's... so grand! I just can't peel my eyes off of her, her awesome is scarring!

Mortal 2: (DEEP SIGH) Yeah, that's an Elphine alright... I wish I too could be so bitch-flippin' awesome.
Elphine by Selphine May 20, 2010
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elphie is a really cool, swag, and genuine person who never fails to put a smile or a laugh on someone's face.
they really love music and is super funny! once you get to know them, you'll basically fall in love with them. elphies are some of the coolest people on earth.
hey guys look elphie is over there! let's go talk to them! i heard they have a ton of friends but are really humble.
elphie by aeves April 26, 2021
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Smooth ass 6'2 brown skin belizean from LA. THIS NIGGA HAS THE CAPABILITY TO SNATCH UP YAH CHICK. So watch her. It's hard to maintain that level of player
Oh snap there goes ELPHIN , babe hold my hand
elphin by Elphinie March 13, 2017
Nickname of Elphaba from Wicked, as given by Glinda
Oh, have you seen the musical Wicked? Glinda and Elphie are just so cute!
elphie by sacredsprites October 2, 2019
n. a selfie taken by a fat girl. Typically, the camera is positioned looking down on the subject from above, allowing the fat chick to hide some of her neck fat, as well as block the view of her belly with her breasts. Combination of the word "selfie" and "elephant." Often used on dating sites and Facebook to decieve unsuspecting male singles.

Originated from a news story that went viral when Canadian tourist Christian LeBlanc had his GoPro snatched by an elephant in Thailand, who then snapped a selfie of himself and Mr. LeBlanc.
I thought I was gonna bag a sexy chick tonight, but turns out all her pictures on Tinder are just a bunch of elphies.

The elphies Kayla had posted to Facebook easily shaved 50 lbs off of her.

Elphies are one of the many reasons to use caution on dating sites.
elphie by Spike Greenthumb May 27, 2015
Only one in every generation. Real definition of smooth and getting money under the radar. So many wanna be Elphin but it's so hard to get on that level of PLAYER. As of 2017 the only Elphin known to Man resides in Los Angeles CA. AND HE's STILL TOO PLAYER
IG model:Girl who that hopping out that Lexus
Her other IG homegirl: Giirrrrrrl that's that smooth ass nigga Elphin
Elphin by Elphin June 18, 2018
Real nigga that resides in LA. This nigga so smooth he'll slip n fall n won't have a scar at all. Non competable
IG model: Girl who tf hopping out that Lexus
Her IG model homegirl:Giiirrrrrrrrl that's that fly ass dark skin Nigga ELPHIN.
elphin by Elphin June 18, 2018
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