Elm-Hood

Outside of New Orleans. Louisiana there is a small city called Elmwood. Some refer to it as River Ridge & others by Harahan. Zip code 70123. It has a large outside shopping area, a popular gym, multiple restaurants, commercial offices, and 2 apartment complexes. It looks very nice, clean, & quiet in the morning. But come the afternoon & weekend, it goes straight Hood. You can find about any illegal drug you want in Elm-hood. It’s the place to rob cars & storage units. You can find people walking around with stolen dogs & purses around 6pm. If you drive real slow you can get hit with someone’s garbage bags that they are driving around with on the hood of their car. Scrim the local wandering dog in New Orleans also likes to visit the area to pay his respects. Very hood, very ghetto, very- Elm-Hood.
Bruh, let's geaux to Elm-Hood for a daiquiri, a movie, and a blunt for the ride.
by Sy-syrup May 05, 2025
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