In Southern Louisiana there is a 24 mile long bridge called the Causeway. On one side is the “south shore” where New Orleans & its suburbs are located.On the other side of the bridge is the “northshore” where the cities of Mandeville & Covington are located. The Northshore is the complete opposite of New Orleans. It is completely void of anything interesting, unique, & fun. The food is bland. The best thing you can do is go sit on the lakefront and miss being in New Orleans. Sleeping out of boredom is the main attribute of the north shore. Thus when someone is driving over the bridge from New Orleans to the north shore, it’s much easier to say, “I’m heading to the snore shore.” Because that’s what you will be doing over there. Snoring. Until you can go back over the bridge.
by Sy-syrup May 06, 2025
Outside of New Orleans. Louisiana there is a small city called Elmwood. Some refer to it as River Ridge & others by Harahan. Zip code 70123. It has a large outside shopping area, a popular gym, multiple restaurants, commercial offices, and 2 apartment complexes. It looks very nice, clean, & quiet in the morning. But come the afternoon & weekend, it goes straight Hood. You can find about any illegal drug you want in Elm-hood. It’s the place to rob cars & storage units. You can find people walking around with stolen dogs & purses around 6pm. If you drive real slow you can get hit with someone’s garbage bags that they are driving around with on the hood of their car. Scrim the local wandering dog in New Orleans also likes to visit the area to pay his respects. Very hood, very ghetto, very- Elm-Hood.
by Sy-syrup May 05, 2025