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Elijahism 

The fake religion associated with Eli Goldsworthy. The bible is a scrapbook full of pictures of him and his actor, Munro Chambers. There is also a Pope.
Kirstinb: ELI IS SMEX AMEN
LOVEROFELI: I love Elijahism
Elijahism by Loverofeli August 17, 2010

elijahismybestie 

Person::Hey is elijahismybestie good?
World: Yes...

elijahssecretadmirer 

One of the nicest ppl you’ll ever know. Amazing energy. Will fight you to death for Elijah Mikaelson (as they should)
Elijahssecretadmirer is the name of one of the best mutuals <3

elijahs- 

An amazing person who only takes W’s and has never failed in anything. He is a goat and will always be no matter what, considering everything he has done before was done perfectly.
“Hey bro, is that elijahs- over there?!”
“Yeah I think so, we should totally ask for his autograph! He’s amazing!”
elijahs- by Me the goat May 16, 2022

Elijahs Mom 

The single hottest Milf you’ll ever meet. She has a big rump and even bigger tits.
Aidan: Did you see Elijahs mom?
Cooper: Yea her tits we’re looking so good today! I ❤️ Jessica.
Elijahs Mom by Pooponme69 January 17, 2020

Elijahbitch 

That stupid annoying ugly dude who gets on ppls nerves so bad! especially a girl named haley! gawsh i hate that elijahbitch! ;D Everyone wants to kick him in the nargberries! Hes aight tho. Word to your mother.
hey Elijahbitch, gunna wash that crap off ur face?! Oh wait that is ur face!!!
Elijahbitch by Hiiiiiiiii (: December 30, 2011