The fake religion associated with Eli Goldsworthy. The bible is a scrapbook full of pictures of him and his actor, Munro Chambers. There is also a Pope.
Kirstinb: ELI IS SMEXAMEN LOVEROFELI: I love Elijahism
An amazing person who only takes W’s and has never failed in anything. He is a goat and will always be no matter what, considering everything he has done before was done perfectly.
“Hey bro, is that elijahs- over there?!”
“Yeah I think so, we should totally ask for his autograph! He’s amazing!”
That stupid annoying uglydude who gets on ppls nerves so bad! especially a girl named haley! gawsh i hate that elijahbitch! ;D Everyone wants to kick him in the nargberries! Hes aight tho. Word to your mother.
hey Elijahbitch, gunna wash that crap off ur face?! Oh wait that is ur face!!!