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The name of a somewhat grouchy elf from the North Pole and well-known Elvis impersonator, who was a regular guest around Christmas time on the Mark and Brian Morning Radio Show in Los Angeles. During the rest of the year he was the top act at the Whiskey-a-Go-Go at the North Pole and had a distaste for Yetis, because they were rude and regularly ate his audience.
Mark and Brian would introduce Elfis by saying, “Ladies and grntlemen, all the way from the North Pole, its....Elfis!!!!” (The song CC Rider would generally play and Elfis would come out singing it in an Elf voice.)
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Gethin Elfis 

The name given to any dancing Christmas elf, when recorded on video.
Look at him go! Dancing like Gethin Elfis!
Gethin Elfis by Queer Stuart February 3, 2021

Elisa Haley 

Elisa Haleying is a term used when someone does anything perfectly. When someone flawlessly does something, you can say that they "Elisa Hallied that task". Elisa is a kind hearted and morally driven individual that focusses on being the best version of herself and strives to help others in any way she can. Elisa treats everyone fairly and often brightens people's days. She is intelligent, ambitious, empathetic, talented, and kind. In essence, she is every good thing that a person can be. Moreover, Elisa always helps out her community and those she knows through volunteering and kind deeds. She even offers guidance and assistance to people that she doesn't know. Elisa does all this while being committed to countless activities such as work, school work, school clubs/activities and volunteering. If everyone were like Elisa Haley the world would have no famine, war or conflict. People should learn from Elisa to become an empathetic leader and pillar of their community. Elisa Haley is the perfect individual and deserves both success and happiness as she delivers these things to so many people. Therefore it is a great honour if some says you are "Elisa Haley" or "Elisa Hallied" a task.
Person 1: Dude, Craig has a 100% average while working 3 jobs. He even volunteers every other day to help the homeless and tutors students for free.
Person 2: Sounds like he's Elisa Haley.
Person 1: Yeah he's Elisa Haleying life right now.
Elisa Haley by Sheepherder37 December 28, 2018
Eliise is a girl that is beautiful in all ways. She has amazing eyes and an adorable face. She is unbeleibvably sweet, she will care about you and always be there for you. She is very active and loves food. She also has a great sense of humour. She is the dream partner and her boyfriends are the luckiest people on earth.
Boy 1: Who’s that hot girl over there?
Boy 2: Ah that’s Eliise, you’ll be very lucky if you have even a chance with her

Elisabetta 

A wonderful, mysterious deeply intelligent creature. Untrusting and immensely private, she is beautiful and kind. Upsetting her could well result in (at least) the loss of a considerable volume of blood. Don't consider deliberately pissing her off without considering the question "can I survive without a major limb?".
........Elisabetta.
Elisabetta by Blahblahblahblah.... February 5, 2010
Elisavet is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. she is nice kind and will do anything for you if you need a friend or a lover get an elisavet
Elisavet. hey my name is elisavet!

Eva Elfie 

She's different than other p*rnstars in that she keeps releasing sexual merches and items, it's kinda funny tbh. She's trying though, but it's still funny that even when she's trying to make a part of her character not about her job, she still ends up making something connected to p*rn somehow
Eva Elfie fr expects her fan base, who are most likely 60% teenage boys in school and 40% middle aged married men with children, are going to have their families accept them to walk around in PUBLIC wearing socks saying "c*m inside me" 😭😭😭
Eva Elfie by sotrue16 September 17, 2022