A wonderful, mysterious deeply intelligent creature. Untrusting and immensely private, she is beautiful and kind. Upsetting her could well result in (at least) the loss of a considerable volume of blood. Don't consider deliberately pissing her off without considering the question "can I survive without a major limb?".
........Elisabetta.
by Blahblahblahblah.... February 05, 2010
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iβm smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
The most adorable girl, which your unhealthy mind could make up in dreams, the most horrible when you find her in reality, because from that moment you are a slave of her, you canβt think about something another than just to touch here shining skin just to make sure that angels really exist in that world.
Roman Emperor banned name Elisabetta, because that breathtakingly beautiful goodness like creature could stop legions and make them fight for her just with slight move of her eyebrow.
via giphy
by Psycho Italian November 04, 2020
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