Elfinophilia

The urge to have sex with decorated midgets around christmas time.

When Jack awoke to find a midget in his bed,apparently asphixiated from X-Mas tree lights, he realized that he suffered from Elfinophilia.

by [VBM] December 7, 2006

Elmonophilia

A non-sexual love of monsters.

You see that guy over there? He's totally got elmonophilia

by Egg Soup December 6, 2018