jewel

That tiny nodule of sperm left dangling from your dick after ejaculation.

After sex,Anthony whipped his penis around and flung the jewel off and on to her wall.

by [VBM] December 06, 2006

Stocking Stuffer

Someone who wears an X-mas stocking,panty hose, or sock on their dick during sex.

With an old jerk sock around his knob, Tony declared himself a stocking stuffer and proceeded to make love to his wife.

by [VBM] December 06, 2006

Elfinophilia

The urge to have sex with decorated midgets around christmas time.

When Jack awoke to find a midget in his bed,apparently asphixiated from X-Mas tree lights, he realized that he suffered from Elfinophilia.

by [VBM] December 06, 2006

hognogg

That thick gooey slime between a fat girl's thighs after she sweats.

Ellen was so drunk, she went down sloppily on that fat ho Gerta and caught a face full of hognogg.

by [VBM] December 06, 2006