A woman who fits the following criteria:

- Is 18-35 years of age
- Is of African American heritage
- Is at least 400 pounds in weight
- Carries a bucket of KFC wherever she goes
- Wears extremely tight clothing that does not fit her "weight range"

Person 1: Hey look at that lady over there, she is so fat
Person 2: I know, she's a total elephantisha!
Person 1: She should not be wearing those skinny jeans...
Person 2: Haha i know right, is that a bucket of KFC?
Elephantisha: AIN'T NOBODY GETTING SOME OF MY KFC!!!

Elephantisha by alohha134 September 29, 2012

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Elephantisis

A very big terrorist.
Elephant-Isis.

Daniel: WOAH, that terrorist we saw on the news looked huge.

Griff: he probably has elephantisis

Elephantisis by QueenOfRain November 8, 2016

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The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!

On the The Colbert Report (a show on Comedy Central at 11:30) episode "Wikiality", host Stephen Colbert asked viewers to add this sentence to Wikipedia, on the basis of wikiality, which means that if most people believe something to be true, then it becomes a fact. It can also be used randomly or as a joke.

Guy 1: "Hey wassup"
Guy 2: "The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!"

The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months! by vv007!!! August 11, 2006

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Great Elephants!

An exclaimation of sudden joy, and/or discovery.
Famously quoted by Gandalf in The Hobbit

Great Elephants!" said Gandalf, "you are not at all yourself this morning-you have never dusted the mantel- piece!

Great Elephants! by lordoftherings4lifey June 20, 2011

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Puppy Sized Elephants

Puppy Sized Elephants are the animal John Green suggested in his open letter to evolution since it would have the evolutionary advantage of being adorable.

See the Vlogbrothers channel on YouTube for more info.

Nerdfighter: "Man, I wish puppy sized elephants existed."
Evolution: "I'll get back to you on that."

Puppy Sized Elephants by RobotAmputee August 24, 2010

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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