El bandito
Golfer who arrives on a horse, wears a sombrero and leaves you with a sore arse. Often benefits from a Toddy
El bandito by Jdub71981 June 22, 2018
Words you can keep
El Bandito Bajo
A: A rapist or a molester with a very small penis. Usually of Spanish or Mexican decent i.e. the spanish naming. Bajo, refering to short and Bandito, refering to a common bandit or robber, literally meaning, "The Short Bandit".
B: Any person of spanish decent with a small penis.
B: Any person of spanish decent with a small penis.
Lisa: "So that bastard Ricardo raped you girl?"
Marisol: " Yeah chica, but that puta was El Bandito Bajo."
In most situations involving a Bandito Bajo both women, or men, end the conversation in racousious laughter, or tears, if said Bandito was a family member.
Marisol: " Yeah chica, but that puta was El Bandito Bajo."
In most situations involving a Bandito Bajo both women, or men, end the conversation in racousious laughter, or tears, if said Bandito was a family member.
El Bandito Bajo by HoboStabInsurance March 19, 2010
Related Words
El bandito • El Bandito Bajo • El Asso Bandito • el bandido • Esbandito • EL • El Camino • El Salvador • el diablo • el p
El Asso Bandito
El Asso Bandito by King Slim August 10, 2004
el bandido
a term for a central american and southern united states outlaw during the 19th and early 20th century, literally meaning "the bandit"
woman: i used to love him
woman 2: what happened?
woman: he showed me a beautiful ruby necklace, he never could have afforded something that expensive, that's when i knew he was el bandido
woman 2: what happened?
woman: he showed me a beautiful ruby necklace, he never could have afforded something that expensive, that's when i knew he was el bandido
el bandido by Trip III July 24, 2014
Esbandito
A dangerous gang on the border of mexico that if they find you they will cut your throat and incress there RPMs its a spanish bandito what gansters are called down in mexico
Antino banderers is Esbandito.
Don't go down to mexico you will get your fucking head blown off by an Esbandito.
Don't go down to mexico you will get your fucking head blown off by an Esbandito.
Esbandito by FuzzyOtterBalls November 27, 2011
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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