A: Damn, I need to take a smoke break real quick.
B: NO WAIT YOUR HAIRSPRAY-
A: What about it? *as they light the cigarette*
A's hair sets on fire
A: HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCK
B: Take off the Corona el Fuego, dude, before it's too late!!
A: WELL DON'T JUST STAND THERE LOOKIN STUPID, DO SOMETHING!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).