Ejibilation 

Ejibilation is when something has been completely decimated - destroyed in a particularly brutal fashion.

Newscaster: Hello, hello? Today we have breaking news about the nuclear accident that recently occured at Miamuta Power Plant! A scientist on the scene now describes the scene directly around the plant...
Scientist: It's all gone! Complete Ejibilation! Nothing is left around the vicinity, and surely nothing will be for the coming years! Back to you, sir!

Ejibilation by dewaeaweawda August 17, 2020

premature ejubulation

Premature ejubulation is a condition in which a person becomes jubilant with anticipation before the actual event actually occurs, then is disappointed when it doesn't.

Well John got me all excited about wonderful new flavor of chocolate ice cream, but the grocery store had none yet. A case of premature ejubulation.

premature ejubulation by bp again September 6, 2012

Premature Ejobulation 

Telling several people that you got a job after being informally told you got the job by someone that does not have the complete authority for you to be able to formally say you got the job.

When you speak with a company or firm representative in a formal setting, that person says you have the job, but you have to go through HR first, you tell your colleagues you have the job, you call HR and ask them to expedite the hiring process since you've already been informally offered the job and then wait several weeks to find out you are no longer being considered for the job, you have fallen victim to a spell of Premature Ejobulation.

Premature Ejobulation by AJA1 November 24, 2011

ejabulation 

When you climax, you thrust your hand forward and jab your partner in the face as you cum.

The other night, me and her were fucking and I prematurely got ejabulation on her again.

ejabulation by Theultimateniggerfaggot March 21, 2017