ejacu-cation
- the act of defecating with such intensity that the defecatee (also known as he who poops) falls subject to an anal orgasm and an ejaculation even more furious than the poop from which it ensued
*This act may include, but is not limited to: excessive bleeding, shattered plaster, and/or the permanent loss of ones ability to pucker their anus.
After consuming a combination of black-eyed peas, coconut milk, and bananas, Timmy experienced an ejacucation of such magnitude that he was turned gay, then proceeded to walk the streets of the nearest ghetto while holding a sign simply stating "Hungry Hungry Hippo."
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speedtraps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"