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If your gonna know a guy with a massive dick, this is him. He’s got a fucking rhino cock that’s like a yard stick.
Fuck me eirik
Eirik by xXWumpusXx October 5, 2020
Eirik is kind of like the boy next door, just more dangerous. He is often mistaken as innocent, but that is just a cover-up of his true identity. Eirik is usually known for his amazing eyes and incredible art-skills. He is the innocent schoolboy at day, and the sexy police officer at night!
I met Eirik the other day,
he was sooo sexy, but when I met him today:
He blushed and looked away.
Eirik is awesome!
Eirik by piratesareawesome October 17, 2013
Eirik is that guy at your school who will bug you for whatever you are doing and seems to be innocent but isn't once you get to know him, Eirik is actually really funny and nice but sometimes his jokes can be a little bit to mean, so make sure you have tough skin around this guy..
P.S he can be really weird and spam you with memes or gifs (anything that is weird) and emojis that totally mean nothing.
Eirik...STOOoppp

Ur weird eirik
Eirik by Not an Alien ;) January 14, 2019
Your penis is almost as small as Eirikur's
Eirikur by Sexy ass mf May 17, 2020
Often called the main guy, everyone loves him because he smiles all day everyday. When he does not smile something really bad has just happened, usually the soccer team he loves lost.
Souheb: Man Eirik is so cool and so nice
Eirik: I know like, what can i do
Eirik by Tha main guy Eirik November 12, 2019

Bjørn Eirik 

He is simp.

He simped yesteryday.
Bjørn Eirik by DanielBH April 28, 2020
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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