Eirikur

World record small penis holder

Your penis is almost as small as Eirikur's

Eirikur by Sexy ass mf May 17, 2020

Eirikur

The act of screwing a sheep and a midget at the same time. The midget must be wrapped in a giant tortilla and the sheep has to wear a top hat. You screw the midget with your foot and the sheep with your head.

Rios "Dude, I totally eirikur'd last night!"
Erik "Yeah man, its awesome!"

Eirikur by MedianPenguin May 15, 2008

Eirikr 

ginger fag

look at the eirikr

Eirikr by qwertyuioplkiuj September 7, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008