Eighteen Years

1. The sentence a man gets, in years of Child Support, when he has sex with a dishonest female that refuses to take responsibility for her actions and get an abortion.

1. I had sex with Brittany Spears and got Eighteen Years.

2. I feel you, I'm doing thirty-six years, myself.

Eighteen Years by Buttfuckme April 1, 2021

eighteen years old 

The year when your parents no longer whoop your ass.

Person 1: I TURNED EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD!
Person 2: No more ass whooping from your parents!

eighteen years old by iTwilight April 12, 2009

Eighteen Years-Good

adj; somthing that is as wonderful as sex that is so good, its worth the eighteen years of child support your ass has to pay for not wearing a condom.

Leaving it in felt really good, but not eighteen years-good.

Eighteen Years-Good by robes March 10, 2006

Eighteen year bet 

When a group of males invite a group of females to a pool party and ejaculate into the pool. The guy who doesn't get a single girl pregnant is declared the winner.

Jeff: jimmy is down with the guys playing eighteen year bet.
Bob: quite the risk taker he is

Eighteen year bet by Beekmaster21 November 23, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019