Eight Up 

Military slang for one who is due for dismissal through a Section 8 proceeding; crazy, mentally unfit, disturbed, disorganized, psychologically disturbed, a psychopath.

Also referred to "Eleven up and three down." Also referred to as "8 up like an apple."

We need to send Bobby downrange--he's all eight up!

Eight Up by Johnny Redleg July 8, 2007

eight legs up 

Stoned to the point where your limbs and brain are no longer communicating. Inspired by the octopus emoji, which can be used to describe a stoned state. An octopus's limbs have their own nervous system independent of its brain.

Dude, I'm so baked I'm eight legs up!

eight legs up by CuriousAlice September 14, 2015

Eight fingers up 

If you hold up eight (4 on each hand), you only like someone of the same gender because you got rejected by the opposite gender and now you're desperate.

He held eight fingers up, bitches don't like him.

Eight fingers up by сцаевола еам ин, цу вих хабему September 19, 2022

eight straights of fucked up 

1) really wasted
2) tripping on acid, seeing 8 dimensions to the world around you

a) i am eight straights of fucked up
b) i think i'm in conn. we passes a bridge and AAAAHHHHHHHHH im eight straights of fucked up!AAAAHHHH

eight straights of fucked up by eight straights September 21, 2005

eight straights of fucked up 

1) when tripping acid, seeing eight planes of existance simultaniously
2) being really, really, exceptionally fucked up

"yo i am eight straights of fucked up"
"....did you just say eight straights of fucked up??!?"

eight straights of fucked up by J Deb September 22, 2005

up to hard eight 

(adverb) badly, that you're jonesing, to the max, extremely, absolutely and suchlike...

do you want to come with us? - up to hard eight!! (of course)
I want it up to hard eight! (very badly)
buy whisky up to hard eight! (buy all the bottles of whisky in the store)
I was drunk up to hard eight (I was extremely drunk)

up to hard eight by FrankieHamish December 29, 2006

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005