Eibram
Absolute chad. Master at any videogame except da shitty games (ex. Gacha Life). Can destroy 100 guys at same time.
Eibram by Eduarda es lesbiana October 11, 2020
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eiram by 🤪 WiFeY mAtErIaL😖 February 3, 2021
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Eibarman
A finished professional footballer from Argentina. He ghosts in clutch important matches and prefers to stadpad against small teams like the sides of Eibar, Elche or Mallorca. When he's at it, he likes to shamelessly celebrate his goals from 5 yards against those sides.
Did Messi score today? No, but Barcelona plays against Eibar next week. Perfect game for Eibarman to getting called the goat.
Eibarman by Yooooooooooooo1110000 November 5, 2020
Eibarman
Eibarman is named after Argentina football player Lionel Messi who likes to score goals against Elche, Eibar, Osasuna, Cadiz FC, Deportivo Alaves, Getafe CF, and SD Huesca.
Eibarman by Leoromessi September 6, 2020
eibarman
A professional player who plays for barcelona that derives pleasure in scoring tons of goals against small teams eg...'eibar' and uses such teams to boost his numbers and statistics
Eibarman never ceases to destroy Eibar
Scoring tons of goals against mighty Eibar is the work of the one and only Eibarman
Scoring tons of goals against mighty Eibar is the work of the one and only Eibarman
eibarman by Barca_official September 6, 2020
Eibarman
A fraud from Argentina who statpads against small teams. He scores goals against shit teams such as Eibar (20 total in his career) and Real Madrid (26 total goals in his career) but 0 goals against best club in the world Barcelona. Clearly overrated.
Ah, here comes the mighty Eibarman, with another brace against fucking Real Madrid. Few weeks ago he scored a hattrick vs eibar too. But never scored a goal against the biggest club, Barcelona. Statpadder!
Eibarman by FuckingIdiot69 September 18, 2020
Eibarman
Eibarman is a professional footballer from Argentina Who's beat know for stat padding by Scoring against mighty teams like Eibar and alaves.
Barcelona conceded 8 goals against Bayern Munich because Eibarman was injured. His fans 8-2 remember it.
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