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egging the lawnmower 

Verb

When a girl puts her period blood in every hole of your body, then uses wax to rip off your pubic hair.
Dude did you hear about when Tom's girlfriend started egging the lawnmower??

"That shit must've been so painful."
egging the lawnmower by jules019 December 20, 2020
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Taken off the New Zealand slang word "egg", an Eggwin can refer to someone who is being an annoying idiot,
it can also mean someone who is very smart and annoying by using his/her/their intelligence against people with lower Intelligence.
Example 1
Person 1: Bro stop your being such an eggwin
Person 2: Nah bro you're just dumb

Example 2
Person 1: Bro stop being dumb you absolute eggwin
Person 2: Drrrrrrrr
The act of being condescending towards another or multiple persons. Also known as a "one-upper"
Phil: Man, I was so faded last night...
Greg: Dude, that was nothing. You should have seen me at Tommy's the other night...
Danny: Quit eggin' man.
Alec: Word. You fuckin' suck man.
EGGIN' by Toby Deeezzzz August 26, 2007

quail egging 

when a man has anal sex with his male or female partner, thus resulting in a gaping asshole, which the man then decides to drops his balls into. Then the partner proceeds to contract his or her rectum, which causes the other's balls to be stuck incredibly uncomfortably inside his partner's anus.
Only a total bitch would ever try quail egging my balls unless of course it was Meryl Streep.
quail egging by john john September 19, 2006

goose egging 

When a man sticks his ball sack into a vagina
Ted totally was goose egging her all night long.He goose egged so hard that he manage to get testicular cancer.
goose egging by Peelz 4 Dead May 2, 2010

Eggriculture 

The language that taste like eggs
Austin:have u tasted eggriculture yet
Dakota :what, u mean u mean agriculture

Austin: what not I mean eggriculture
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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