Eggpon 

An egg soaked in menstral fluids like a tampon.

Eggponning : The act of soaking or ingesting the eggpon

Eggponed : To have been fed an eggpon

I went over Krystal's and she said we could smash but she eggponned me instead

Eggpon by Macklucious September 29, 2023

Eggnon muffin 

A sunny side up egg on an english muffin. Pronounced when running the words egg-on-a-muffin together. Usually popular amongst those of Polish decent.

Hey mom, can you make me breakfast?
Sure, let me make you an eggnon muffin.

Elizabeth what are you making us for breakfast?
My famous eggnon muffin's obviously!

Eggnon muffin by Elzbieta January 19, 2012

Eggplnat 

The god of all things. Melts in hot Arizona sun. Hates life and maybe gay with William mayflower

Wow, there go’s eggplnat killing children again

Eggplnat by Eggplnat servent June 23, 2019

eggonometry

The meaning of life

The eggonometry of the earth is why is flat

eggonometry by heyzoos123 May 19, 2021

eggonomics 

Coined by TapL’s viewers when he mentioned the word “economics” on his video called, “Minecraft, But Eggs Drop OP Items...”

TapL: “This is like eggonomics at this point!”

eggonomics by DefinitelyDynasty January 17, 2021

eggpants 

The resulting foul, mildewy smell from leaving your pants in the washing machine long after the wash cycle has finished.

"I couldn't figure out what smelled so bad. Then I realized I was wearing a pair of eggpants."

eggpants by Crashh October 29, 2007

Eggsonfire 

"eggs on fire" an egg that is toasty hot with tiny flames or one that is 100% smokin. or it is someone with balls that get hot when aroused.

Property of Steev and Robz
evidence many random websites

1.I can get eggs on fire *wink*
2.There is no 2

Eggsonfire by Steev & Robz November 15, 2004