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A glorious creature which to the naked eye is cute but will rip you up and make an omelet out of you. Beware for the egg dog will make you bleed with cuteness and will cause you to fill up your camera roll with photos. Then, it will crack you like an egg.
Bob - Look! It is an egg dog!!!
Jeff - Oh damm. Mate, I'm sorry.

Bob - What do you mean??
*Bob takes out his phone and starts to take pictures*
Egg Dog by Okey Doeky April 29, 2020
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A white person that is dumb enough to use a slur in public to express their anger for why their privilege is not working.
"Hey, you tried to run over my feet", "get the fupp out the car Egg-Dog!"
Egg-Dog by 1stKingSol August 10, 2022
large dog turd, usually on the footpath or sidewalk
He stepped out of the car right into a larde dog egg
dog egg by egg collector January 28, 2004

Egg-sucking dog 

A dog that eats eggs out of a hen house. Such a dog is considered low down and no damn good. A scoundrel or nefarious person can also be called and egg-sucking dog. Reference Johny Cash's song "Dirty Old Egg Sucking Dog".
My neighbor Billy is an egg-sucking dog. He took a box of Girl Scout cookies and didn't pay for them.
Egg-sucking dog by benboy73 March 6, 2018
Word of the Day on January 20, 2023

Sushi Dog Egg Roll 

A specific type of sushi roll, that has its origin from ancient China.
The Sushi Dog Egg Roll was first created by Käršon Jōhnšon in 1463.

egg-sucking dog 

An individual with an unbreakable habit.

Although this definition is based on a state supreme court case in which a dog was sentenced to death for raiding a chicken coup, the term is most commonly used as a metaphor.
You'll never get that egg-sucking dog Rush off his oxy.
egg-sucking dog by ambiguator October 18, 2011
A term used to describe something that is 'not good' or 'bad'.

Commonly used as a replacement for the swear word, 'Sh*t'.
That movie was so 'Dog Egg'.

Her breath smelt like 'Dog Egg'.
Dog Egg by tweemo1 November 10, 2012
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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