Egg Cum 

Egg Cum is the clear/white runny liquid of an egg that shares the same look and consistency of semen. This is especially apparent in an under-cooked or over-easy egg.

Egg Cum will splooge everywhere if you do not cook your egg thoroughly.

Egg Cum by GIZMOSPAZZ October 20, 2013

egg nog cum

1. what cum is called when it fills a cup so much that it looks like thick egg nog
2. a description of cum used to emphasize its thickness(usually considered disgusting) and thus create a stronger image; often used in an insulting context.

1. I thought that gargling egg nog cum could cure erectile dysfunction.
2a. The thick layer of viscous, white, sticky egg nog cum on the back seat of the car would not wash off after the three hours I had spent fucking.
2b. That band that played at the party just sucks egg nog cum.

egg nog cum by IntestinePoet December 28, 2005

cumberland scotch egg 

When a man sticks an egg in your fanny then punches you in the stomach then eats it.

Cumberland scotch egg- Come here and eat your fucking egg

cumberland scotch egg by Big baws macgraw November 6, 2021

Cumberland Scotch Egg 

When an egg is inserted into a vagina. The stomach is then punched and the egg is then consumed frantically.

Your getting a Cumberland scotch egg hen.

Cumberland Scotch Egg by Big baws macgraw November 10, 2021