Effishit

An efficient shit taking place around your schedule, lasting no more than one minute, requiring no more than 2 wipes.

I must squeeze in an effishit between math class and science.

Effishit by L&S Sounds July 3, 2017

effshit 

To lose all sense of reason in a fit of elation or rage.

If Butler had hit that game winning shot, I would have gone effshit!

effshit by joejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoe April 6, 2010

Effi-shit 

Eating food or drinking beverages whilst taking a shit on the shitter.

Person 1: "James, why the fuck are you eating on the toilet?"
Person 2: "Good question brother. Why would you eat and shit in different places? I'm just being effi-shit."

Effi-shit by CollinItUp September 1, 2018

effishiency

The level of smooth/economical oversight and management of the world's gill-breathing population.

If we are to have good effishiency, it's vital that we employ a good Sturgeon General.

effishiency by QuacksO October 24, 2018