Effi-shit

Eating food or drinking beverages whilst taking a shit on the shitter.

Person 1: "James, why the fuck are you eating on the toilet?"
Person 2: "Good question brother. Why would you eat and shit in different places? I'm just being effi-shit."

by CollinItUp September 1, 2018

Effishit

An efficient shit taking place around your schedule, lasting no more than one minute, requiring no more than 2 wipes.

I must squeeze in an effishit between math class and science.

by L&S Sounds July 3, 2017