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Eckermann 

Swine hund.

Best to avoid at all costs if a sir.

An Eckermann slays. More dangerous than a job or the plague. Can go zero to elk in no time at all.
The Chief said they had never seen anything like it.

"An Eckermann never leaves something for free, criminal genius or simple Simon, they have more than a trademark signature! "

And off Chief went after. The elders had sparred.
Eckermann by Iszcibo August 31, 2018
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Mikasa Ackermann 

Cute anime girl from Attack on Titan, best waifu of all time, any male who disagrees is homosexual
Mikasa Ackermann is my favorite character is Attack on Titan

Avenging Ellermann 

The act of felling your opponent with one mighty punch, then proceeding to have sex with that person's significant other in front of them.
Todd pulled an Avenging Ellermann on Jim, because he kept crashing the network. Now it never goes down.
Avenging Ellermann by KRD February 18, 2004

Cassandra Beckermann 

Fucking weird, annoying, sassy, and should've been born black. She's also cute as fuck and loves her boy very much. I would say get yourself a Cassandra Beckermann but she's taken. She also loves Fallout a little too much and likes to stay up watching ghost videos. She's also lactose but eats/drinks dairy anyways because why not. Have a nice life boo boooo!!!! ;)
Guy 1: "Oh my god Cassandra Beckermann is so obnoxious."
Guy 2: "You right."

endermann 

Someone who is 12 years old.
See that endermann over there? Yeah, what an idiot.

kieran ackermann 

Kieran Ackermann is the term used for a free roaming male human being living in B.C, Canada,who wears glasses, and can speak fluent french. You will know if you have met a Kieran Ackermann because he will add you to a weirdly named group chat, and text at all hours of the night.
kieran ackermann by Liker Cart March 15, 2016

mikasa ackermann 

Hot badass also in humans known as a carla
You are just like mikasa ackermann