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An extremely kind and loving person. This person is usually someone you should never let go of because they’re just too wholesome. They care about you and they may not be the best with words but they’ll hold you until you feel better.
“I’m going to marry an Eckmann”
eckmann by Figbag May 2, 2018
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Cornelius Henry Krogh Eckmann 

Cornelius Henry Krogh Eckmann is often a name given to people that are very short and short temperd. They love big manly cock i their mouth most of the time, even when its nice, but they still like to prey on children. It`s 90% sure that if you find a Cornelius Henry Krogh Eckmann that he is a sexoffender still active. They are most likely not caught because their impossible to see. This is probably because they are so short
Me: 2 Have you seen Cornelius Henry Krogh Eckmann?"
Police: "No"
Me: "Probably because he`s so short
When Plans Are Made and One Person Doesn't Show Up, and Can't Even Give So Much Has A Courtesy Call.
Hey Roger I Thought You Were Going Golfing With Paul Today? "Well I Was But Paul Pulled An Eckman and Didn't Show Up. What A Douche!"
Eckman by Tri-Penis-Tops November 7, 2010

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026