Eatin Corn

When a female has inadequate falatio skills and instead of sucking on the penis she runs her lips up and down the shaft while nibbling and licking.

"Man, I ordered a Korean prostitute and all she was doing was eatin corn."

by Twilyte October 1, 2008

eating corn the long way

Often used in reference to describe the action of cock-gobbling. One who consistently eats corn the long way is a serious cocksucker.

-"Look at Chance dancing with those flamboyantly gay guys... I wonder about him sometimes he acts straight but I'm pretty sure he eats corn on the cob the long way"

-Check out homeboy over there with the bags under his eyes... looks like he's had a rough night of eating corn the long way.

-I'm feelin' salty just watching them eat each other's corn the long way... Butter me up a cob and let's get to gnawing!

by C-Money and The Hauss-man December 23, 2013

eating corn

Eating a chick out. It gets its name because the imaginary action eating corn and the imaginary motion lickin pussy look alike. When eating corn (and the cob is horizontal)your two hand are at the end. When eating pussy, your two hands are holding her thighs.

While I was eating corn I squeeze her thighs and pulled.

by Dave the Urban Dictionary Man November 5, 2005

eating corn

oral sex from a man onto a woman

When I ate her corn she discharged.

by David Hanky September 8, 2005

eating my corn on the cob

A phrase used when somebody is provoking you or insulting you.

Are you eating my corn on the cob?

by Joseph Evans April 10, 2007

Nebraskan Corn Eating

The act of putting corn on the cob in a females vagina and then eating it while in the vagina

Nebraskan Corn Eating...yummy

by Kitty cat man May 14, 2014

Hotter than a fag eating a corn dog!

Oilfield slang often shortened to "that's hot", making fun of both Paris Hilton and the victim at the same time. Meaning something that is so ridiculously stupid or asinine that it is almost unfathomable.

You: That fucking moron just drove off without releasing his trailer brakes.
Me: That is hotter than a fag eating a corn dog!

by Patricia Bosworth September 4, 2009