Eatin Corn
When a female has inadequate falatio skills and instead of sucking on the penis she runs her lips up and down the shaft while nibbling and licking.
Eatin Corn by Twilyte October 1, 2008
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eating corn the long way
Often used in reference to describe the action of cock-gobbling. One who consistently eats corn the long way is a serious cocksucker.
-"Look at Chance dancing with those flamboyantly gay guys... I wonder about him sometimes he acts straight but I'm pretty sure he eats corn on the cob the long way"
-Check out homeboy over there with the bags under his eyes... looks like he's had a rough night of eating corn the long way.
-I'm feelin' salty just watching them eat each other's corn the long way... Butter me up a cob and let's get to gnawing!
-Check out homeboy over there with the bags under his eyes... looks like he's had a rough night of eating corn the long way.
-I'm feelin' salty just watching them eat each other's corn the long way... Butter me up a cob and let's get to gnawing!
eating corn the long way by C-Money and The Hauss-man December 23, 2013
eating corn
Eating a chick out. It gets its name because the imaginary action eating corn and the imaginary motion lickin pussy look alike. When eating corn (and the cob is horizontal)your two hand are at the end. When eating pussy, your two hands are holding her thighs.
eating corn by Dave the Urban Dictionary Man November 5, 2005
eating corn
eating corn by David Hanky September 8, 2005
eating my corn on the cob
eating my corn on the cob by Joseph Evans April 10, 2007
Nebraskan Corn Eating
Nebraskan Corn Eating by Kitty cat man May 14, 2014
Hotter than a fag eating a corn dog!
Oilfield slang often shortened to "that's hot", making fun of both Paris Hilton and the victim at the same time. Meaning something that is so ridiculously stupid or asinine that it is almost unfathomable.
You: That fucking moron just drove off without releasing his trailer brakes.
Me: That is hotter than a fag eating a corn dog!
Me: That is hotter than a fag eating a corn dog!
Hotter than a fag eating a corn dog! by Patricia Bosworth September 4, 2009
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