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eating corn the long way

Often used in reference to describe the action of cock-gobbling. One who consistently eats corn the long way is a serious cocksucker.
-"Look at Chance dancing with those flamboyantly gay guys... I wonder about him sometimes he acts straight but I'm pretty sure he eats corn on the cob the long way"

-Check out homeboy over there with the bags under his eyes... looks like he's had a rough night of eating corn the long way.

-I'm feelin' salty just watching them eat each other's corn the long way... Butter me up a cob and let's get to gnawing!

eating corn

Eating a chick out. It gets its name because the imaginary action eating corn and the imaginary motion lickin pussy look alike. When eating corn (and the cob is horizontal)your two hand are at the end. When eating pussy, your two hands are holding her thighs.
While I was eating corn I squeeze her thighs and pulled.

eating corn

oral sex from a man onto a woman
When I ate her corn she discharged.
eating corn by David Hanky September 8, 2005

eating my corn on the cob 

A phrase used when somebody is provoking you or insulting you.
Are you eating my corn on the cob?

Nebraskan Corn Eating 

The act of putting corn on the cob in a females vagina and then eating it while in the vagina

Hotter than a fag eating a corn dog! 

Oilfield slang often shortened to "that's hot", making fun of both Paris Hilton and the victim at the same time. Meaning something that is so ridiculously stupid or asinine that it is almost unfathomable.
You: That fucking moron just drove off without releasing his trailer brakes.
Me: That is hotter than a fag eating a corn dog!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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